This story was so funny I had to feature it on the front page. My brother and  I read it last night when it came in and both laughed our butts off, of course we are kind of twisted.

This story happened a year or so ago and I decided to share my humiliation with all of you:

My stomach gurgled threateningly. I groaned and doubled over as my intestines cramped painfully.

“Dude, do you have to shit again?”

I had spent the last 96 hours cruising the bars near San Jose with Dan. I was out there for an interview and he suggested that I just crash at his place, a suggestion I could see he was regretting. Following the interview, I passed the next four days by eating sushi and drinking heavily. To read the rest you will have to go to The Tapeworm Incident …