If you are reading this after a night of absolute debauchery, then good for you. Not that I condone senseless, beer guzzling, OMG-I-Can’t-Believe-I-Did-That-With-Steve nights, but hey, that will make me a hypocrite.

I’m here to introduce myself as another person with a passion for all things related to beer and it’s hot cousin, liquor. What you can expect from me is to stick around and provide the inebriated readers with loads of juicy tidbits on the latest and greatest beers, beers to buy when you’re on a hotdog and ramen noodles budget, which bars, especially ones in Orlando, FL (where I reside) that have the best specials and so on and so forth. I will even post my most embarrassing and unforgettable (well I forgot, but my friends didn’t) stories of nights that I can’t make up even if I tried.

And for the ladies out there, you are not forgotten. I will have stuff for you too. Being a fellow woman (roar), I know that a lot of us don’t partake in the barley and hops much because, as a beautiful and smart young woman told me today, we don’t know which ones are good. That’s where Lucy Scribe comes into play. You don’t have to look like a prude with your wine coolers or Smirnoff Ice when you’re hanging out with your guy friends. I can teach you how to drink like a man and be a lady. Unlike the lady just below this sentence…

Uh, well what can I say?

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