Steel Reserve High Gravity Lager… A Cheap Liquid Inspiration.

February 22nd, 2010 |

So last night my brother whom I haven’t seen in a little while, after giving me 3 Pina Coladas, said to me “Hey you want a beer?” Me, who will never deny myself a buzz replied with an excited “Sure!” When he comes within reach, he hands me this tall silver can which said on it Steel Reserve. I’ve never had this beer before, so I tried it (I’m an Aries so I’m pretty adventurous.) When the flavor and the carbonation hit my lips and then my tongue, I became slightly confused. I didn’t know if it tasted really good or really awful, so I commenced in chugging it. Needless to say, I began to feel the effects of this I-Couldn’t-Afford-Corona-And-I-Only-Had-5-Bucks-On-Me beer. I thought Natty Ice put me on my ass. Well,it does but Steel Reserve did something else to me. While I was in his bathroom, I found his girlfriend’s wig and decided it would be cool to put it on and sing an awful rendition of Beyonce’s “Sweet Dreams”. What. The. Hell. Only two of those cheap beers I was super buzzed. (The strong pina coladas aided in this feeling.) Honestly, the beer is on the terrible side and has a funny aftertaste, but if you want to get buzzed on the cheap, put them in the freezer to get them super cold and chug them like you have 5 minutes to live. But I digress…