Posts Tagged ‘Beer’

Check out this drunken story, it is pretty funny. Can any of you top this story? Do you have something better?

Beer + Maple Syrup + Big Boobs = Uh Oh

While we are at it don’t forget to vote for the free beer for stories giveaway. I will probably have another one for next month. What do you guys think?

Roberto Pinon-Solis was arrested after Beaverton Police Departmentwas called to the AM/PM convenient store on 14555 SW Tualatin Valley Highway (SR8). Mr. Pinon Solis had gone into the store demanding money, but the left with just a single beer.

The Beer Baroness is 29 years old, has lived in Orlando since 2000, and currently resides in Maitland with her boyfriend, and her pet skunk Dillinger.  Her hobbies include, reading, writing, cooking, shopping, and imbibing the finest beverages the world has to offer.  The Beer Baroness chooses to go by an alias because that is what the Beer Baroness wants to do.  EWW!  Isn’t it creepy when people talk about themselves in third person?  No, really, I chose the name The Beer Baroness because, well, it’s fun.  And because it reminds me of the movie The Saddest Music in the World. If you love beer (and music), you should rent it now. Right now.  Okay, you can finish your beer first.

 Alpha Bitch had gone out with her friend a couple of nights ago Christmas shopping and while they were Christmas shopping they stopped at Spencers and saw this game What The F*ck along with Would You Rather. So she picked them up thinking they would be fun to play on New Years Eve.

My brother came over last night and she started telling him about the two new drinking  games she found. So we decided to play What The Fuck last night instead of waiting for New Year’s Eve, and this just goes to show how highly intelligent I am with the having to work and all today. There really is nothing better than a hangover at work.

So let me tell you about the came at least maybe something useful will come out of all this pounding in my head.

Ok this is without a doubt the best ever. I think I am going to have to get this for the next BGH party.I mean the combination of two of the most important things god ever created I  just feel a little choked up. I imagine this is what it must have felt like for Elvis the first time he sat on his throne and bit into a peanut butter and nanner sandwich. My life really is now complete.

We will have to hold a contest to see who has to wear it,  lol.