Posts Tagged ‘Drunk’

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Ahh…. beer, the drink of the century. To some it’s known as “poison”. To others, its one hell of a good time! So which is it? Is beer a wolf in sheep’s clothing? Or is it wolf daring the sheep to keg stand? In this review, we’ll point out the ups, downs, and room spinning aspects of this ever criticized drink, Beer.

All I know is I want some…

This story was so funny I had to feature it on the front page. My brother and  I read it last night when it came in and both laughed our butts off, of course we are kind of twisted.

This story happened a year or so ago and I decided to share my humiliation with all of you:

My stomach gurgled threateningly. I groaned and doubled over as my intestines cramped painfully.

“Dude, do you have to shit again?”

[BAC]

 Alpha Bitch had gone out with her friend a couple of nights ago Christmas shopping and while they were Christmas shopping they stopped at Spencers and saw this game What The F*ck along with Would You Rather. So she picked them up thinking they would be fun to play on New Years Eve.

My brother came over last night and she started telling him about the two new drinking  games she found. So we decided to play What The Fuck last night instead of waiting for New Year’s Eve, and this just goes to show how highly intelligent I am with the having to work and all today. There really is nothing better than a hangover at work.

So let me tell you about the came at least maybe something useful will come out of all this pounding in my head.

Wow so this is pretty funny.  A Fort Pierce,  Florida man came home and found a woman who was clearly intoxicated on the roof of his house. The 28 year old woman was taken into custody and is facing Disorderly Intoxication charges. The report goes on to say that she refused to leave, but told the man she would leave if he would get her more beer. She was also apparently loud and belligerent. We really need a picture of this woman. If she was hot I would just let her hang out on my roof and give her beer as long as she wanted.