Ahh…. beer, the drink of the century. To some it’s known as “poison”. To others, its one hell of a good time! So which is it? Is beer a wolf in sheep’s clothing? Or is it wolf daring the sheep to keg stand? In this review, we’ll point out the ups, downs, and room spinning aspects of this ever criticized drink, Beer.

Inebriation at it’s best

So whats wrong with beer? Many would say it causes car accidents, abuse and other forms of poor decision making. Although beer may be associated with these things from time to time, you have to know that the drink itself is not entirely up for blame. Does every college drinker drive drunk? Or does every dad with a beer have anger issues? No. It’s hard for people to accept that people have issues, so they blame their source of abuse! The point being that these problems are cause by the user abusing the drink, and not vice versa.

With that out of the way, there are problems with beer. I know, I know, for some this seems impossible. Beer does impair your normal decision making abilities.  Hell, if you were drunk, you couldn’t comprehend what I’m saying! So how do we avoid the issues caused by this? KNOW WHAT YOUR GETTING INTO BEFORE YOU DRINK.

Don’t get down just yet, Beer isn’t the devil

Listen closely friends, you may never get an explanation like this again. Beer is like football. Yeah, thats right, I just compared beer to football. You see, if you step out on the field with no idea of what to do, your just going to get trampled on, and its going to suck. But if you step out with a game plan, your going to have one hell of a damn good time! Play it right, and you’ll have fun without the cuts and bruises (except when your buddies think stair skiing sounds like fun. No guarantees there.)

Wait, Beer isn’t evil?
Thats right. Beer is just a drink. How you drink it is up to you. If you drink to much soda, you’ll get kidney stones. If you eat too much ice cream, you’ll become over weight. You see, the only reason beer can be judged as evil is because the results are more visual than other harmful foods and drinks. You don’t see that fast food clogging your arteries, but it is.

Beer has the natural ability to make you relax. It’s like a spa in a bottle. This combined with friends and family can cause happiness. It’s effect to relieve stress isn’t anything to worry about. But like everything else, too much can cause dangerous side effects. It’s not only beer that does this!

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So in the end, beer is a drink! You are in control of what you do with it. Whether it’s a sport drink for beer pong, or just something to help you relax, it’s yours to enjoy. Have fun, live life, and feel free to pop one open from time to time!

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This story was so funny I had to feature it on the front page. My brother and  I read it last night when it came in and both laughed our butts off, of course we are kind of twisted.

This story happened a year or so ago and I decided to share my humiliation with all of you:

My stomach gurgled threateningly. I groaned and doubled over as my intestines cramped painfully.

“Dude, do you have to shit again?”

I had spent the last 96 hours cruising the bars near San Jose with Dan. I was out there for an interview and he suggested that I just crash at his place, a suggestion I could see he was regretting. Following the interview, I passed the next four days by eating sushi and drinking heavily. To read the rest you will have to go to The Tapeworm Incident …

 Alpha Bitch had gone out with her friend a couple of nights ago Christmas shopping and while they were Christmas shopping they stopped at Spencers and saw this game What The F*ck along with Would You Rather. So she picked them up thinking they would be fun to play on New Years Eve.

My brother came over last night and she started telling him about the two new drinking  games she found. So we decided to play What The Fuck last night instead of waiting for New Year’s Eve, and this just goes to show how highly intelligent I am with the having to work and all today. There really is nothing better than a hangover at work.

So let me tell you about the came at least maybe something useful will come out of all this pounding in my head.

Basically the game comes with two books each with 666 questions in it,  3 different colored dice, and a bunch of little chips with an “A” on one side and a “B” on the other. Player one will roll the dice and then will figure out which question is his by taking the numbers off of the dice in order of color. The order of the dice are Red, White, and Blue. (which is very funny because everytime I would roll for my turn I would remind myself Red White and Blue.) Ok so now that you have your question someone will read your question to you and you have to decide how you would answer it by placing your chip on side “A” or side “B” hidden from view of everyone else. Then everyone else decides how you would answer by doing the same thing. After that you reveal your answer and everyone else does the same. If they are wrong they have to drink the number of drink associated with the question and if everyone guesses what you put down you have to drink. It s pretty simple, but was a lot of fun.

Ok I have rambled enough for now and am going to go and try rehydration therapy.

This is really funny because I live in a decent neighborhood and nearly twice a week I see a woman walking around knocking on neighborhood doors asking to bum a smoke or a beer. She doesn’t bother me probably because I have never given her a beer, but my neighbor she hits up all the time and he is getting kind of annoyed because she does this at all hours. Plus she is not really hot. LOL.