Pop in “The Doors” and grab a case of brew. Anytime Jim Morrison drinks you drink!

The Game:

• Get the movie Rainman.
• Buy beer.
• Whenever Raymond has an outburst drink for as long as his outburst lasts.
• Whenever Raymond says “Vern”, “Walbrook”, or “definitely”, drink once.
• Add any other words you wish to the above list.
• The winner is the participant who watches the entire movie.

The Rules: (Simple enough for Lister to understand)

Okay, Here’s what you do. Simply start watching Red Dwarf and if something happens that is included in the list below you have 1 (one) drink, shot or whatever you like. Under 18s might wish to have cheezels or spoonfuls of nutella, pizza, or something else legal, if you prefer. Take more if necessary (it isn’t), or if you want to (you won’t). The game might get a little hectic at times and no responsibility is taken for hospitalisation of any players (Yes, that means you, Simon). Best effect (unconsciousness) is achieved with back to back viewings, i.e. the whole of series IV, for example. Ready? Well then, "Smoke me a kipper, I’ll be back for breakfast!" (with a hangover).

And don’t do anything Lister wouldn’t do!

Lister:

• Drink every time Lister has a Lager
• Every time he refers to an old lover (double if he does this especially to make Rimmer feel bad)
• Have a double whenever he mentions Kristine Kochanski.
• Also, every time Lister is seen eating a curry (or other Indian Food)
• Mustn’t forget to partake whenever he plays his guitar (or threatens to).
• One for each joke about Lister being not or barely human.
• Have a drink when a reference is made to any of Lister’s undergarments.
• Drink whenever he enters an artificial reality computer game. Double if he does so to have sex.

Rimmer:

• Every time someone insults Rimmer.
• And every time he insults someone back, or just does it anyway.
• Every time Rimmer does something mean to someone else.
• One drink for each embarrassing fact exposed about him. (e.g. his middle name)
• Also, every time he mentions one of his dull hobbies or interests (Risk, Hammond Organs, 20th Century Telegraph poles.)
• One for every whinge about being dead (this applies mostly to series I and II)
• Have one when Rimmer shows his love of military battles or mentions a great general.
• A drink for each Space Corp Directive mis-quoted.
• Drink when Rimmer thinks that aliens exist or even are nearby.

Ace Rimmer:

• Whenever Ace Rimmer says: "Smoke me a kipper, I’ll be back for breakfast!"
• One drink whenever Ace calls Lister "Skipper".
• Or whenever anyone says "What a guy!" about Ace Rimmer.

Cat:

• One drink if the Cat mentions an "old cat saying".
• Take a big slurp when Cat mention his favourite pastimes (like: sex, food, sleep, etc.)
• Drink each time the Cat goes "Aaaooooww!" (y’know what I mean)
• Have a drink when he wants to go out with any woman (Wilma Flintstone, Simulant, whoever)
• Don’t forget to drink when the Cat praises his own good looks, Double if he claims to be centre of the universe.
• One drink everytime he has a costume change
• Drink if the Cat refers to Lister and Rimmer as "monkeys" (First Series)
• Have another glass or two if Duane Dibbley shows up. You’ll need it.
• Throw back another whenever the Cat ’smells’ something, or his sense of smell is referred to by another crew member. Double if he says his nostril hairs are vibrating.

Kryten:

• Scul each time Kryten has to explain something to someone
• Drink whenever he is seen ironing, cooking or doing the laundry.
• Have a glass every time Kryten’s head is described (e.g. "amusingly shaped ice-cube")
• A drink for each time he corrects a Space Corp Directive quoted by Rimmer.
• One per each add-on appliance that he can attach mentioned (or seen) Double if he mentions an accident with his groinal socket or groinal attachment.
• Drink for each "old android saying".
• Every time he speaks something in binary or hex (e.g. 001100111…. or whatever)
• A drink for each time he offers to kill himself for doing something stupid or as a sacrifice to save the crew.
• Drink whenever he enters a mode, such as "smug mode", "lie mode", etc.

Holly:

• Drink every time Holly is stupid. (this rule can be dangerous…)
• Drink when he/she has troubles with numbers or just with counting.
• One drink when Holly uses a pop culture word, like "Dude" and "Oi!"
• Have a drink whenever Holly has to explain something to someone.
• One for every reference to his/her IQ, or lack of.
• Take a drink whenever Holly pulls a prank on anyone.
• Also, drink if Holly actually does something right. (I mean something that rare needs celebration)
• A drink whenever Holly’s head appears on something other than a TV screen on a wall. (i.e. Lister’s watch, Kryten’s stomach.)

Kochanski:

• Drink every time she complains about being in a parallel universe
• Have a drink whenever she complains about the food
• And also one every time she complains about Lister’s habits
• Double when Lister tries to make a pass at her or flirt and is cut dead
• One every time she is seen wearing that tight red rubber outfit
• Double every time Cat calls her "officer-bud-babe"
• Drink when she demonstrates how spoilt she is
• And drink every time she is sarcastic (applies to early episodes also) or makes a snooty comment
• One drink whenever she refers to "Her Dave".

Skutters:

• One drink per each Skutter seen (Quite dangerous sometimes… e.g. "Parallel Universe")
• Drink when the skutters play Indians and Cowboys or prove that they are John Wayne fans.
• Of course, drink when they annoy Rimmer.
• Double if they do the "hand" signal they specially reserve for Rimmer when annoying him.

Talkie Toaster:

• Drink whenever Talkie offers anyone a slice of toast.
• Double if he offers any other type of toasted product.
• Have a drink when he offers an opinion on something.
  (Important: These rules are not recommended for "White Hole". If you wish to do so, why not just have a bottle each and forget about it. Series I and II are probably better options for these

Polymorph:

• One drink for each disgusting and/or salivating monster it transforms into
• Also have one when it turns into cute furry animal or toy.
• Take a drink each time a member of the crew has a false alarm about what/where the polymorph is.
• And Double when they don’t notice it and it’s right under their noses.

Drinking with friends:

For when you are playing with a group, drink when a fellow fan.

• Drink when ever someone quotes a line. (Double if they do it along with the character)
• Drink continuously whenever someone argues about the rules of this game.
• A drink and a cheer for anyone who dressed up in Red Dwarf merchandise (hats, tees, socks, etc.)
• And a hearty toast for anyone who actually dressed up like a Red Dwarf crew member.
• Drink yet another one when someone spots a continuity error.
• One drink per player who is no longer capable of playing, to help make up for them no longer drinking their share.
• And hide under the couch if anyone comes dressed like Holly (i.e. no body)!

General:

• Always cheer then drink when they say Red Dwarf.
• Sing and imbibe continually when the theme song is played or heard in the background. Yes, this can include the credits.
• Actually, drink whenever anyone sings. Applies to "I’m gonna eat you little fishie" and even the "Ohm" song.
• Drink if something wierd happens.
• Drink if something gross happens. (Applies mostly to Lister.)
• One drink for every mention of a small, furry animal or a kipper.
• Have drink for each hostile entity they meet that probably wants to kill them (should be some almost every episode)
• Have another if the hostile entity can’t shoot straight, allowing the crew to survive against impossible odds.
• A Drink for each reference made to the Danish moron (or even just plain old "Petersen").
• Celebrate the usual way when they send up/parody something from another sci-fi show. Double if they’re spoofing any Star Trek.
• Lemming Rule (optional): One drink per "smeg", "smegging", etc. (‘Bodyswap’ will get tricky) (Note: Rimmer insult rule also applies for "smeghead", i.e. take 2 drinks if someone insults Rimmer with "Smeghead")
• Have a drink for every "old human saying" – Double if in reply to an "old cat saying"
• One drink per crude joke.
• Drink whenever they crash Starbug.
• Have a drink when there is a mention of a practical joked played on someone or one is done to someone. (Double if done to Rimmer)
• If suicidal, I suppose you could also have a drink for any joke about, or reference to, sex.
• And when any member of the crew starts to resemble a smoked kipper you should finish the bottle and go home!

The Committee for the Liberation and Integration of Terrifying Organisms and their Rehabilitation Into Society suggests this:
For safety reasons, pick one thing from each category and only use those rules. This may extend the life-span of your game (and yourself) a little. Or just use one category.

Disclaimer: Any injury resulting from this game is mostly your fault and anyway you had fun doing it, didn’t you?! I mean, people who take this game seriously should be given a double lobotomy and ten rolls of rubber wall paper.

• Every time someone says "James" drink twice.
• Every time someone says "Bond" drink twice.
• Every time someone says "James Bond" drink half a beer.

Can be quite amusing, especially when our hero says "My name is Bond, James Bond".

Have one sip of the cheapest beer per successfully met condition:

Homer:

• "D’oh!" –2 sips if it’s not Homer
• eats donuts
• drools
• has an erection

Lisa:

• mentions humanity
• participates in another dike feminist cause
• plays the sax –2 sips if one sings with her playing

Bart:

• makes crank phone call –2 sips if someone dies from prank
• goes to france –2 sips if he goes to Amman, Jordan

Grandpa Simpson:

• complains
• writes a complaint letter –3 sips

Marge:

• hair casts a giant shadow
• kisses Homer
• growls at Homer
• douches

Marge’s sisters:

• are in a scene –3 sips if they are separated
• smoke –2 sips if they shootup

Flanders:

• mention God –5 sips if they convert to Islam

Itchy and Scratchy:

• are in a scene
• one of them dies –10 sips if Scratchy sodomizes Itchy
• their theme song is played

Maggie:

• falls down
• says something in a flash forward
• urinates and excrements in her tight silk panties

And one sip for the following:

• a warm fuzzy happy ending where the family gets closer together.
• a life in hell type character is shown
• someone talks to God or Allah
• CARASSO is seen in Moe’s tavern

by carasso@netcom.com (RDC)

Simple rules: watch the show, any time a rank is said, drink. (ie. corporal, private, major, etc).

Every time his nose lights up, you have to take a drink.
If the nose is lit for a long time, you take a long drink. It really is self explanatory.

(The original TV-movie from 1964 is available from Amazon.com on DVD and VHS. The 1998 re-make with John Goodman is also available on DVD and VHS.)

Consume some beer whenever one of the following happens.

1. anyone says ‘man’
2. bodily function (like fart)
3. eyes bug out
4. first time a *new* species is shown
5. gratuitous violence
6. unusual background (art)
7. anytime ‘log’ is said or sung.

Add to as necessary.

Hosts

• Sing
• Speak in rhyme
• Gaze into each others eyes — drain glass if they pash

Singers/Backup Singers

• Wink at camera
• Drop to their knees
• Make a peace sign
• Sing in language other than English or native tongue (ie. Ukrainian sings Hasta La Vista)
• Wear a hat – drain glass if wearing horns
• Flick their hair – drain glass if bald
• Have a moustache – drain glass if female with moustache
• Show décolletage – drain glass if wearing a codpiece
• Rapping – drain glass!

Dancers/Musicians

• Mime heavy guitar solo
• Play an ‘ethnic’ instrument
• Play piano while standing
• ‘Ethnic’ dancing – drain glass if Hip Hop dancing
• Pretend to fight – drain glass if martial arts
• Contortionist – drain glass!

General

• Helicopter shots
• Sped up or slowed down film
• Any costume change
• Any key change
• Use of props (i.e. candles, ribbons, dummies)
• Use of fireworks – drain glass if singer catches fire
• UK gets no points – drain glass if UK catches fire
• Your country wins – drain glass!

The game was created by and is copyright © Kim Beissel 2003

• Episodes of Star Trek : The Next Generation
• This list
• People (the more the merrier)
• Beverages of your choice

Instructions:

Simple. Watch the show, and whenever a condition is met, take the appropriate number of drinks. The definition of "drink" should be decided before game play starts. Usually, a good mouthful will suffice. Optional rules are included at the end of the list for fun variations on the "standard" game.

Compiler’s Note:

I would advise taking some time before game play starts to decide which conditions to use and which to ignore. Remember that this list is canonical, so you probably will not want to use them all (especially with a new episode, since you’ll spend all your time reading the list, rather than watching).

————————————————————————— Category: Condition : Number of Drinks ————————————————————————— General : "Open hailing frequencies" : 1 Quotes : "Medical emergency" : 1 : "Belay that order" : 1 : "Energize" : 1 : "Hell", "Damn" and other swearing. : 1 : SEE ALSO: Riker’s special swearing rules. : : "It’s not like anything I’ve ever seen before": 1 : "Impossible" : 1 : "Impossible" while watching the "impossible" : 2 : "Shut up, Wesley" : 3 : "On screen" : 1 : "Understood" : 1 : "Set phasers on…" : 1 : "Acknowledged" : 1 : "Priority One" : 1 : "Just a little more time…!" : 1 : "Eastern/Western/Southern/Northern Continent" : 2 : "The Klingon Home Planet" or other reference : : without actually giving it a name : 2 ————————————————————————— General : A female crewmember has flawless makeup after : Actions : she’s been put through the ringer : 1 : A crewmember straightens his/her uniform : 1 ea. : SEE ALSO: Picard’s special uniform rules. : : A crewmember drinks (outside of 10 Forward) : 1 ea. : SEE ALSO: Picard’s special drinking rules.: : A bridge officer is seen in casual clothes : 1 ea. : SEE ALSO: Picard’s & Beverly’s special : : clothing rules. : : A bridge officer is seen in dress uniform : 1 ea. : "Ensign Ethnic" or "Ensign Buxom" gets a line : 1 : Someone is referred to by their first name : 1 : First names while sexual tension present : 2 : The sarcophagus is used in sickbay : 2 : Nobody leaves the ship, but we still see more : : than one room of the alien ship/planet/etc: 2 : The same matte painting of an alien planet is : : used after each commercial break : 1 : The matte painting has a moving ground vehicle: 2 : Transporter Room 3 is used : 1 : A shuttlecraft appears unsafe : 1 : Someone reads a book : 1 : Mention of dilithium crystals : 1 : Someone adopts a persona (Dixon Hill, Sherlock: : Holmes, etc.) : 1 ea. : Someone receives a shot : 1 : Someone receives a shot from a non-medical : : officer : 2 : A new alien has latex on its forehead : 1 : A new alien also has differently shaped hands : 1 : A new alien doesn’t have latex on its forehead: 2 : Someone preaches the Prime Directive : 1 : Someone other than Picard preaches the P.D. : 2 : Someone preaches about "Humanity’s Unique : : Potential" : 1 : An "Old Earth Saying" is brought up : 1 : A member of the bridge crew takes over a : : by pushing someone out of the way : 2 : Someone wakes up from a nightmare : 1 : The bridge crew contemplates mutiny : 3 : The holodeck appears in its "natural" state : 2 : Holodeck characters become aware of their own : : ephemerality : 2 : Someone implies that 10 Forward is a Happening: : Place : 1 : They fade to commercial playing the "ominous : : horns" : 1 : They fade to commercial with a soap-opera-like: : close up on someone’s face : 1 : The Enterprise is hurled somewhere by another : : force (Q, Tin Man, etc.) : 2 : Klingon is spoken : 1 : English is spoken by Klingons when they are : : alone and have no reason to speak English : 2 : Picard or Riker order a course change by : : exact X, Y, and Z coordinates, rather than: : something like "Set course for Starbase 8": 3 : The computer makes that "I’m listening" chirp : 1 : An "expendable" is killed : 1 ea. : A new alien ship is revealed : 1 : Something escapes the sensors : 1 : Something escapes the sensors and they use the: : word "interference" as an excuse : 2 : Communications malfunction/go out : 1 : Transporter goes down : 1 : A token alien is shown in the background : : and has no lines : 1 : The token alien is a Vulcan : 2 : Yellow Alert : 1 : Red Alert : 2 : Intruder Alert : 3 : The Enterprise docks at a starbase : 3 : Another Captain or Starfleet Command officer : : is shown : 1 : A desk hologram is seen : 2 : There is a countdown : 1 : Someone stops the countdown : 2 : Bridge command is handed over : 1 : The Enterprise avoids a conflict rather than : : using force : 1 : The Enterprise actually fights (shots must be : : fired) : 2 : Someone uses the episode’s title in a sentence: 2 : The saucer section separates : Whole Beverage : They contact someone via communicator or : : intercom without activating it : 1 : Communicators don’t work : 1 : Communicators are out of range : 2 : The battle bridge is used : 1 : The battle bridge is used with the saucer : : section still attached : 2 : TNG contradicts a fact stated in TOS
: 2 : Dialogue in the turbolift : 1 : A poker game is shown : 1 : A log entry is made : 1 : A log entry is made – not by Picard : 2 : A stardate is mentioned – not in a log entry : 1 : An Old Earth Date is mentioned : 2 : Someone requests that an image on the main : : viewer be magnified : 1 : Someone requests magnification when it’s : : painfully obvious that it’s necessary : 2 : Readings go off the scale : 1 : The ship/crew is seconds away from disaster : 1 : Someone removes their communicator : 1 : Someone places their communicator on something: : so it can be beamed away or destroyed : 2 : Someone gives their communicator to a non- : : crewmember so they can communicate with : : the Enterprise : 3 : The transporter room can’t lock on to someone : 1 : The transporter room pulls someone through : : after their ship explodes : 2 : Someone who normally pronounces "sensors" as : : "SEN-sers" pronounces it as "SEN-sohrs" : 1 : Someone brings up the matter/antimatter ratio : 1 : A member of the bridge crew looks WAY too : : pleased with him/herself : 1 : A Captain’s Log entry is made by someone other: : than Picard : 2 : A sound effect from TOS is heard : 1 : The camera pans 90 degrees to show how BIG : : the ship is : 1 : Someone changes their pronunciation of a word : : within the same scene : 1 : Someone throws/is hit by/etc. styrofoam props : 1 : Someone quotes Shakespeare, etc. (See Picard) : 1 : A bad fight scene occurs : 1 : The Enterprise is taken over : 1 : The weapons are rendered useless : 1 : Phasers are used for a different function than: : intended (e.g. overload, power : : a transporter, etc.) : 1 : Harmonics are changed in shields/phasers/etc. : 1 : Someone alludes to a work/person/event/etc. : : that hasn’t been made/existed/happened yet: 1 : A guest appearance is made by someone from TOS: 3 : Security alert or request : 1 : Part of a set is destroyed in a fistfight : 2 : A succession of five face closeups with no : : dialogue : 1 : A shuttlecraft is launched : 2 : A probe is launched : 1 : Someone mentions Jack Crusher : 2 : Someone is seen out of uniform (in civvies) : 2 : The Enterprise is boarded by hostiles : 2 : The warp engine light goes really fast : 2 : The auto-destruct sequence is activated : 3 : A principle character is put on trial : 1 : The Enterprise is captured in a nebula/cloud : 1 : A star returns from the dead : Whole Beverage : Ancient alien technology screws things up : 1 : Someone is transported to somewhere other than: : a transporter room or sickbay from : : somewhere other than a transporter room : 2 : The Enterprise encounters an unknown energy : : form : 1 ————————————————————————— Picard : "Make it so" : 1 Quotes : "Engage" : 1 : "Come" : 1 : "Come" (in personal quarters) : 2 : "Captain’s Log" : 1 : "Captain’s Log, Supplemental" : 2 : "Proceed" : 1 : "Number One" : 1 : "The boy" in reference to Wesley : 1 ————————————————————————— Picard : Straightens his uniform : 2 Actions : Straightens his uniform before giving a speech: 3 : Drinks : 2 : Drinks tea : 3 : Drinks tea identified as Earl Grey : 4 : Wears chest-revealing bedwear : 2 : Has an accident or is attacked : 2 : Accident or attack draws blood : 3 : Is possessed : 4 : Requests a Level One Diagnostic : 1 : Makes a speech that saves the day : 1 : Tries to avoid Lwuxana Troi : 1 : Surrenders : 1 : Leaves the ship : 1 : Leaves the ship to lead an away team : 2 : Demonstrates knowledge of a foreign language : 1 : Swears/hurls an insult in a foreign language : 2 : Appears uncomfortable (around women, children): 1 : Quotes Shakespeare, etc. : 2 : Leaves the bridge during a crisis to talk with: : Dr. Crusher or Guinan : 1 : Talks about death to Dr. Crusher : 1 : Takes a communique from Starfleet in his ready: : room : 1 : Is called upon to mediate a dispute : 2 : Takes the helm in a tricky situation : 3 : Is seen on the bridge out of uniform : 2 : Calls a meeting : 1 : Calls a meeting in the middle of a crisis : 2 : Cries : Whole Beverage ————————————————————————— Worf : "Impressive" : 1 Quotes : "Admirable" : 1 : "Grrrrr" (A simple sneer qualifies) : 1 : "I am a Klingon" : 1 : "Klingons do NOT…" : 1 : "Security Override!" : 2 : "Human women are too fragile" : 2 ————————————————————————— Worf
: Uses the word "human" in a sense meaning puny,: Actions : weak, or otherwise not Klingon : 2 : Gets beat up : 1 : Actually wins a fight : 2 : Throws someone in the brig/Arrests someone : 1 : Asks for an explanation of a human term/custom: 1 : Says something with a tilt of his head/nod : 1 : Has a suggestion shot down offhandedly : 2 : Fusses about his discommendation : 2 : Makes a reference to his sexual prowess : 2 : Mentions or participates in some bizarre : : Klingon ritual : 2 ————————————————————————— Data : "Fascinating" : 1 Quotes : "Accessing" : 1 : "Inquiry" : 1 : "Intriguing" : 1 : "I am an android" : 1 : "I cannot feel emotions", etc : 1 : "Increase speed" : 1 ————————————————————————— Data : Uses his strength : 1 Actions : Uses his strength and shows up Worf : 2 : Uses his superior android speed : 1 : Innards are revealed : 1 : Innards are revealed other than his head : 2 : Is cut off mid-sentence : 1 : Is cut off during a list of synonyms : 2 : Stops himself during an inappropriate speech : 2 : Has to have "An Old Earth Saying" explained : 2 : Gives a list of synonyms for the term he did : : not understand : 1 : Is able to interpret/use alien technology in : : no time : 1 : Uses a new colloquialism : 1 : Uses a contraction : Whole Beverage : Affects a human mannerism (e.g. Sherlock Data): 2 : Corrects somebody’s grammar : 1 : Brent Spiner breaks character for comic effect: 1 : Gives an "approximation" out to several : : decimal places : 1 : Does that little head twitch : 1 : Gets kissed, etc. : 3 : Is told that he’s more human than he thinks : 2 : Is "used" to save the ship, beam down, or hang: : around infected people because the : : situation is too dangerous for humans : 3 ————————————————————————— Riker : "Hell" : 2 Quotes : "What the hell is going on?" : Whole Beverage : "You are personally responsible for the : : Captain’s safety" to Worf : 2 : "With pleasure, sir" : 1 ————————————————————————— Riker : Walks forward as if he’s trying to knock an : Actions : imaginary door down with his forehead : 1 : Demonstrates knowledge of a foreign language : 1 : Swears/hurls an insult in a foreign language : 2 : Thrusts his chin out with a smug look : 1 : Stands with his feet more than 2 ft. apart :1 per ‘ beyond 2′ : Pronounces a word in a way that does not match: : his heritage (e.g. charade=shur-AHD) : 2 : Acts blatantly like Kirk : 1 : Gets that annoying smirk on his face : 1 : Gets the girl : 1 : Gets the girl for no apparent reason : 2 ————————————————————————— LaForge : "…lost a lotta good people down there…" : 1 Quotes : "Maybe not" in response to "Impossible" : 2 : "I’m workin’ on it!" : 1 ————————————————————————— LaForge : VISOR is taken or knocked off : 1 Actions : Tweaks the warp engines/shields/tractor beams : 1 : Wishes he had human vision : 1 : Is used as a "human tricorder" : 1 : Sees with his own eyes (VISORless) : Whole Beverage : Interacts with a woman (real or not) in the : : holodeck : 2 ————————————————————————— Beverly : "This won’t hurt a bit" : 1 Quotes : "This shouldn’t be happening" : 1 : "Nothing yet, but we’re working on it" : 1 : "He’s dead [pause]" : 1 : "He’s gone…" : 2 : "This man is dying!" : 3 ————————————————————————— Beverly : Can’t figure out some bizarre medical problem : 1 Actions : Uses the word "stumped" in regards to problem : 2 : Is seen in a sweater : 2 : Beams directly to sickbay or orders someone to: : be beamed directly to sickbay : 1 : Is seen on the bridge for no apparent reason : 1 : Appears without her lab coat : 1 : Appears without her lab coat in sickbay : 2 : Uses one of her ridiculous 24th century : : medical terms : 1 : Performs major surgery : 2 : Diagnoses something really obvious : 1 : Shows maternal instinct : 2 : Loses a patient : 2 ————————————————————————— Deanna : "What do YOU think about that?" or other quote: Quotes : reminiscent of ELIZA : 1 : "Are you troubled?" (when they obviously are) : 1 : "Mother! Please…!" : 1 ————————————————————————— Deanna : Senses something really shocking : 1 Actions : Gives us Betazoid insight into something : : really obvious : 2 : Senses (and lists) more than one emotion : 1 : Cries : 2 : Is hit on : 1 : Rolls her eyes
: 1 : Can’t shut out all the feelings : 1 ————————————————————————— O’Brien : Has a line in a first or second season episode: 1 Actions : Disables a weapon during transport : 1 ————————————————————————— Wesley : "It’s easy!" (or "simple", etc.) : 1 Quotes : "Wow", "Gee", "Ooh", etc. : 1 ————————————————————————— Wesley : Talks back to his mom : 1 Actions : Saves the day : 1 : Saves the day and nobody understands his : : pseudoscientific babbling : 2 : Saves the day and nobody thanks him : 2 : Appears to be hitting on someone : 1 : Gets that annoying "impish" grin : 1 : Creates some spiffy new science project : 1 : Gets that "I’m not just a kid" attitude : 1 : Swallows really hard : 1 : Has his life threatened : 2 : Has his life threatened and he dies : Party like it’s : : 1999! : Is seen with a girl (other than when on duty) : 3 ————————————————————————— Lwuxana : "Little One" in reference to Deanna : 1 ————————————————————————— Lwuxana : Reads Picard’s mind (or pretends to) : 1 Actions : Is referred to in an episode in which she does: : not appear : 1 ————————————————————————— Yar : Suggests that the Enterprise fight, upon : Actions : meeting another ship, etc. : 1 : Denise Crosby makes a guest appearance : 1 : Decks someone : 1 : Decks someone just to show her strength, etc. : 2 ————————————————————————— Pulaski : Mispronounces Data’s name : 1 : Calls Data "it" or accuses him of being unable: : to do something because he’s an android : 1 : Cuts Picard off : 1 ————————————————————————— Guinan : Makes someone sigh at the end of a talk : 1 : Talks about "her people" : 1 —————————————————————————

Variations

"Engage", "Make It So", "Energize", "Accessing", "On Screen" and "Magnify" are shot words – you must take a drink unless you say the exact word in unison with the dialogue. Two drinks if you say the wrong word.

Whenever Riker appears in a scene, the last person to say "Oink Oink" takes a drink.

If Troi "senses" something, everyone must stick a finger down their throats and make gagging sounds – last one to do so takes a drink. (This one could be dangerous in the latter stages of the game.)

At the start of a commercial break, guess who will do the next log entry. Take a drink if you’re wrong. If there’s no log entry, everyone drinks.

When Data launches into a long explanation, the last person to interrupt with "Thank you, Commander…" takes a drink. Doesn’t count if you say it after it’s said on the screen.

Whenever Wesley saves the ship, throw something at the TV. Take a drink if you don’t hit Wesley.

Before the show, everyone predicts Dr. Crusher’s hairstyle. Everyone who is wrong has to take a drink.

Whenever Troi gets a headache, drink until the headache subsides.

Before the show, everyone predicts Guinan’s hat style (stop sign or teardrop). Everyone who is wrong has to take a drink.

Whenever Data embarasses himself, drink until somebody stops him.

Compiled by: Mark Yocom (n9043860@henson.cc.wwu.edu)

Special Thanks To:

• Raymond Chen (raymond@math.berkeley.edu)
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