Went out drinking with a coupel of friends from out of town at a bar. We got wasted but were able to make it home okay. As soon as we got through the door she had to make a mad dash to the bathroom to go pee. So im a few steps behind her and when i get to the bathroom, she had accidentally lifted up the hamper and was peeing in there.

Next morning when i go to pick her up, she’s fighting with the manager that some maid came in while she was out and pissed all over her clothes. I had to tell her, it was her and i even showed her a pic i took off my phone.