I was at a party with my wife only about a mile from our house. I was drinking it up and she was taking it easy, getting more and more irritated with my drunkenness, she finally left with her friend and I continued. About one something I thought I should get going, the thought of walking wasn’t too appealing so I drove, after all it was only a mile. Two or three blocks from my house I see the dreaded blue and red lights and I pull over hoping this cop is going to give me a break since my house is so close. He walks up with his hand on his gun and says “I can smell alcohol from here you’re not going to tell me you weren’t drinking, give me you license and registration” I was getting more dizzy by the moment and I guess the quick turn was all I could handle and I just let loose bluaer! all over my license, my hand, and the cop’s hand, I leaned more out the window and kept going on his feet. He shouted “fuck” at least three times, I thought I was a goner he was just starring at me then out of nowhere he let loose right into my car and my lap,it was everywhere I couldn’t help it I puked again into my dashboard, my puke and the cops puke was mixed and all over me and my car. I just sat in it and starred at my dash board, I don’t know if I dosed off or what but when I looked back up the cop was driving off, he let me go, maybe he was embarrassed, maybe he was sickened I don’t know. I locked up my car and walked home. The next day I paid almost three hundred for a normally fifty dollar car detailing…ha ha I didn’t even get to see how it looked.

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